Letter to Santa
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Dec. 8th, 2005 | 09:14 pm
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I donated bone marrow to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mizerable_unmei in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Overall, I've been nice (272 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, |